Wednesday, February 4, 2009

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Author’s Note:
Sbage respon dari feedback orang-orang ke blog gw sblom ini yang katanya panjangnya ampir-ampir ngalahin metabolisme lipid, gw bikinin shortcut di bawah tulisan ini. Jadi untuk klian yg waktu mule baca ini sdang memiliki hasrat tak berkesudahan untuk berdefekasi, silakan baca shortcut, boker, dan kembali kesini dengan berat badan turun 3 kilo. Owyeah, konstipasi itu penyiksaan, saudara-saudara. Enjoy!

Beberapa minggu yang lalu, hape gw (for the sake of copyrights just call her Sam, abbreviation; Sam Sung) resmi divonis mngalami touchskrinopathy. Jadi untuk smentara gw harus beralih mnggunakan hape jaman batu gw, panggillah Moto-Moto (Rola). Tentu dengan layar vga brsemut, inbox yg suka sotoy ngapus diri sndiri -even yg blom dibaca-, batre yg kaenya mesti gw pasangin infus biar ga bocor trus, dan sgala kegaiban laen, gw nangis guling-guling pengen si sam cepet balik. Tapi skejul gw brkata lain, jadilah gw baru k bec stelah smingguan bergumul dengan si moto-moto.

Brhubung mrasa akan lama make dia, gw oprek lagi ni si moto-moto. Ponbuk okeh, alarm mantabh, inbox masi brfungsi ganda sbage blackhole,tapi okelah, kamera brpungsi, blutut siap, kalender… Hm, apaan nih. Hahaha. A list of events happened years ago, showed up. Tubuh terdiam, memori bertualang..

Brings back old memories, if I may say. Those events, reminders, tasknoters, written in my old cellphone calendar, along with thoughts, feeling, and intention existed at the time being, burst out from thin air. Menyeruak gitu aja entah dari lobus otak gw yg mana. Some are smiles-twitching, some are laugh-intertweaking, while others are a bit tingling I must say.

‘vck dpt 20. gobl*k. mesti ambil plajaran dri ini’
(yap, plajaran bahwa nyari konci jawaban sbaeknya ga dilakuin h-sejam, kurang efektif)
‘dtg nyubuh,nyontek laporan bio bu budi!’
‘TIDUR BERARTI MATI!!’
(yg gw pasang typ hari sminggu mnjelang spmb. hasilnya gw cuma tidur skitar 4 jam slama sminggu itu. mantap beut)

Yep, some are extremely academical.

‘tia bwa cowo brunya k rmh. monyet’
‘Aki meninggal.. May his soul rest aside..’
‘motlet bwt LIA ditolak. sigh’

Yep, some are very satirical.

‘nabung oy!’
‘yogi utang timbel 5rb’
(bahkan ampe skarang urg poho siah yog, geus dibayar can sih? heheh)
‘cash flows like a river! uaagh!

Yep, some are hazardly economical.

‘bqn denah lapangan mk tributes!’
‘danus tarka!’
‘awasin progress buku taunan 3-2!’

Yep, some are organizational.

‘bli bunga bwt achie!’
‘jmput achie!
‘lempar spatu achie ke atap musola alvi!’
‘tembak achie, uooh!’

Yep, some are..hm..silly-and-sweet mix of flavour.


U see, lad. Those things happened in my past means a lot for me. And a hell bunch of us, I bet. Those things, memories, or whatsoever gave us foundation for the skycrapper we are building now. A foundation might not be the most important part nor visible for them outsiders. But it determines the shape, firmness, and agility of a stronghold. Our past made us who we are now. And once a stronghold built, what to do with it is a matter of choice. OUR choice.

Idup emang soal pilihan, pada akhirnya. Termasuk soal masa lalu. Its ur choice to keep snobbing and snurgling under it, or to face and learn from it. Karena emang itu hakekat (ato hakikat? ato alpukat? yah itulah) dari masa lalu kan? Biar gimana juga itu smua uda kejadian. Mau diapain juga tetep aja klo ditulis pake bhs inggris ujungnya pake –ed. Skarang tinggal gimana kita ngadepinnya aja.

Jangan dilupain. Sungguh, jangan. Apa gunanya kesandung, luka,(trus jadi gangrene klo pasien diabetes) trus dilupain gitu aja cuma buat kesandung lagi ntarnya? Gather all those scattered pieces, wrap it up, and bring it on ur side. Bawa itu semua di otak, jangan di hati. Hati mah buat storing lipid, bukan memori. Ntar hepatomegaly baru nyesel d lo. Semua orang juga tau pusat saraf tu di otak bukan di hati, apalagi di dengkul. Jadi disitu, lo bisa dengan logis mengingat dan mengambil pelajaran dari apa-apa yang udah kejadian sepanjang idup lo dengan santai dan rasional.

Laugh at it, pal. U may not be able to laugh along with it, but u can always laugh at it. Mungkin lo ga akan bisa ketawa langsung pas kejadiannya. Tapi seiring waktu lo pasti bisa. Pasti. Dan mnurut gw, cara paling dewasa dari ngadepin masa lalu selalu adalah ketawa. Ato at least senyum. Karena seburuk apapun, sepait apapun masa lalu kita, selalu bakal dateng hari dimana kita bisa ketawa kalo inget soal itu. Soal hari itu besok ato 10 taun lagi, itu pilihan juga. Mau nangis ato miris, ato ketawa bahagia, lagi-lagi soal pilihan.

Contoh konkrit dari mnertawakan masa lalu adalah; gw slalu ikutan ktawa aja (sambil brusaha memiting orang yg ngomong) klo ada yg bilang gw jaman sd punya tampang yang minta dipalak ;

Ato gw jaman smp adalah bocah yang terlihat 20 taun lebih tua dan punya mata yang berkata, ‘gw ga ada. keberadaan gw sekelas fungi. anggap saja aku lumut’ ;


Sma better lah ya.. ;


Skarang? Uidih, gantengnyaa ;

Dan mungkin buat cewe-cewe yang mau daftar jadi fans gw, skarang aja. Karena gw punya feeling beberapa taun lagi (and a couples of surgery) gw akan berpenampang seperti ini ;


Nyehnyeh, that would be all folks! Now back to Moto-Moto..

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Shortcut:
· For those who really misses bathroom
Sana gih, gw males ngomong ama orang yang lagi mules-mules.
· For those who have a terrible past
Theres no such a thing as a flawless track record. Face it, accept it, laugh at it.
· For those who still have a problem with ones in their past
Laugh at ‘em! Hehe, jangan ding. Be nice at ‘em so maybe he/she would have a willing to do the same. Silaturahmi tong nepi ka putus weh.. Just do ur best and let Him do the rest.
· For those who waits
If u really have that amazing kind of faith, keep waiting. But not in vain. Improve ur demand to be a betterself. Kae kata derby romero, ‘aku disini, duduk manis menantimu.. Aku pun ingin membuat kau tak menyesal..’ Kitu lah, pokona.
· For you who just got up from your misery
Hey hey, congratz! Maybe its time for a new bright life or love to take place. Haha, as ur brilliant mind would have thought, I wrote this part for u, neng. ;p
· For those who have EMS exam coming on their way
WOY! Stop reading this and get into GREENSPANS!


Outtie.

1 comment:

Tasya said...

huahahahaah, itu fotonya mantep abis kang!!!
*ngakak guling-guling sekalian ngepel lantai bale*